I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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