I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
