What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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