He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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