and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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