We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Your penis caused this!
I'm always down for nudity.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize