i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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