I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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