Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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