ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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