why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize