She is in my trunk
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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