gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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