# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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