guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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