I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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