He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
this just has baby written all over it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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