Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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