I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've blown a few things in my day
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this just has baby written all over it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
