so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
and i looked up. we had an audience...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
