I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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