Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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