I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Oh god it's open bar.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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