I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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