It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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