3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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