soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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