Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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