office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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