You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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