he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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