You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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