Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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