You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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