You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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