Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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