when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
