party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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