so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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