i think my mom watched the whole time
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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