idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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