Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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