she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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