I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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