what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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