and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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