Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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