i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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