so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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