she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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