I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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