what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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