break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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