i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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