I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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