If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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