we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
