don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
