East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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