I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
